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Mary in America is coming soon. to find out more about my new podcast, i went right to the source:
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Mary Childs
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Mary Childs
@mdc
Joined June 2010
- last week we were like, huh, if we're gonna be stuck at home for 6-8(?) weeks, should we just....get a puppy? so we did. we adopted a v small cow whose fur is silk. it's the best thing we've ever done. my anxiety has dropped 539%, happiness (stress-adjusted) is at a record high
- it's Monday-ing pretty hard out there, so please enjoy this gif of my dog on @NBC12 (he did not release an album, but he should)
00:00 - HAPPY BOND KING DAY!! as you may have heard, today’s the day: my book THE BOND KING is finally out in the world!! us.macmillan.com/books/97812501…
- some personnel news: i am on parental leave until jan. see you in the new year!
- !!!! my book made the list of @lithub's most anticipated books of the year!!!! along with sally rooney, teju cole, colm tóibin, i'm handling it well!!! lithub.com/lit-hubs-most-…
- JUDGE: maam you are charged w robbing this house, three people saw u do it, what do you plead ME: not guilty ur honor bc u see i wasnt a homeowner until 2015 JUDGE: ah i apologize for the misunderstanding, here is a lifetime appointment to my job
- "But the women who leaned into their ambition and founded their own companies were not necessarily any more virtuous, ethical, or respectful than their male counterparts....girlbosses could abuse their power in the workplace, too." gen.medium.com/the-end-of-the… @rhymeswithbee
- Replying to @MillyTamarezi feel like i just made $100,000 by not being in this relationship
- dogs, theyre just like us! they blink while they are facetiming their people too 💕
- Replying to @darth<3333 her name is Demi (bc of her beautiful halfnhalf face), i was trying to make "black and white cookie from a deli" work but it did not take. she is the absolute sweetest, she is 25 pounds now and will likely grow up to be 65,943 lbs
