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Whacktose Intolerant
@MillyTamarez
Comedian, writer on @datinggameabc, host of @gotouchgrasspod, @waitwait contributor, creator of: @flexxmag & @dafcomedyfest whiteforgiveness.tumblr.com
New York
Joined June 2011
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    You have to choose one of these looks before you move to bushwick
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    According to multiple lawsuits his whole M.O (ALLEGEDLY) is asking every single white woman he finds attractive at any company he owns even a partial stake in, if they'll have his babies. If said woman declines, he retaliates and sabotages her career. Very cool dude!
    Elon Musk has another secret child with exec at his brain implant company trib.al/A8qGYs1
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    I don't think this black dad muppet belongs on Sesame Street. He's too damn fine! Do you know how busted all the muppets are on that street? They will lose their panties for this king!
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    I don't understand how the possibility of getting shot in the head over someone else not paying their fare is supposed to make me feel safer than the alternative of no one getting hurt and the mta loses $2.90
    Brooklyn subway rider struck in head by stray NYPD bullet has brain damage: family Gregory Delpeche was on the way to the hospital job he has worked for more than 20 years when he was hit by a stray slug fired by an NYPD cop. trib.al/9xuEu7e
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    If you ate public school lunch in america, don't worry about what's in the vaccine.
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    "We have a GREAT role for you, its a story about a woman in a healthy loving marriage and-" NICOLE KIDMAN:
    GIF
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    Should i get a covid test from this Uhaul van on my block ?
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    I have alot of comedians who i consider my close friends, people who have met my family, opened doors for me, traveled the world with. But if any one of them has to have between 70-116 podcast episodes removed for saying racial slurs you will never catch me dick riding this hard.
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    This person was just like "fuck reading"
    What a difference a year makes.
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    Cher is the funniest person on the internet
    When we were coming out of movie I saw beautiful Couple.He Was taking Her pic….She had flowers I said … can I take your Pic….Had my mask on so they didn’t Know Who I was. MAYBE Just a crazy woman.. THAT ME
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    The perfect store doesn't exis-
    if you need me I’ll be in the kfc sephora
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    This is horchata for white people
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    Ah yes the fundamentals of satire, constructing a weak nonsensical punchline and then explaining it parentheses (this is a critique of Babylon Bee and their trash ass conservative writing)