They ran out of normal gloves and only had 7.5 weird green ones, so...
HULK HANDS
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Marcus Milderman, MD
1,404 posts
Hip and knee replacement surgeon in Eugene, Oregon.
closet Justin Bieber fan.
views are my own and not necessarily my practice's.
Oregon, USA
Joined January 2014
- Surgeon here. For the record, im literally scared all the time.Brock Purdy today: "One thing that I've learned for sure is to try to take out fear, throw it out the window, and play clear-minded — play like a surgeon." Origin story, also released today: theathletic.com/4982575/2023/1…
- Doctor PSA of the day: DONT TELL A PATIENT THEY NEED A PROCEDURE DONE THAT YOURE NOT GOING TO DO YOURSELF. thank you. #orthotwitter
- New favorite way to annoy the OR staff AND make surgeries more epic: Add descriptive nouns to the tools. "Cobb of courage please" "Lamina spreader of wisdom" "Scalpel of destiny" #orthotwitter
- Got to meet a real life celebrity last night! So cool to meet the funny, generous, and witty @LGlaucomflecken and some other random dude she was with. Apparently goes by the name @DGlaucomflecken , which is kinda weird.
- I will be starting a GoFundMe account to help the poor and probably hungry surgeons at Mayo so that they might be able to pay their research assistants. #sendingthoughtsandprayers #alsotriscuits #orthotwitter
- Because 'bringing coffee for the staff' sounds better than 'dosing my assists with stimulants so they perform better.' #orthotwitter
- Alright who do I kiss for doing the work to publish this
- Was looking at a femoral head after reaming it out for autograft and here we are. Also, never realized how branded our hoods are. Touché on product placement Stryker, touché. #MedTwitter #orthotwitter
- I submit for #orthotwitter approval. The taco 'bell' is the right amount of version/inclination for cups.
- Was at an Ortho conference and took my teenage daughter through the exhibit hall, and later she referred to it as an "orthopedic farmers market". #orthotwitter
- can we agree that if you put on your website that you have less complications than your orthopedic peers, you're kind of super douchey? #orthotwitter
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