Ok I probably could have phrased this a little better
Dr. Glaucomflecken
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Dr. Glaucomflecken
@DGlaucomflecken
Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Tiktok. Contact: [email protected] Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/glauco…
Joined May 2016
- Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought
- My technician leaves me notes about things I should know before I enter a patient’s room. I think my technician needs a raise.
- Me: Hi yes I’d like a large coffee please Europe:
- Replying to @DGlaucomfleckenIt wasn’t even a joke, I genuinely enjoy guessing glasses prescriptions
- This is great but I didn’t reveal anything. I just summarized the US health insurance business model.Doctor reveals insurance companies want you to ‘die as quickly as possible’ trib.al/pkK0YVk
- When I was accepted to med school in 2008 I told my mom, a life long tennis fan, that I would take her to Wimbledon one day. Last year, she was diagnosed with a high grade liposarcoma, which raised the Wimbledon urgency a bit. Radiation, multiple surgeries, and my own cardiac
