The year is 2021. Joe Biden is president. You earn 410,000 dollars. 10,000 of them are taxed higher than the other 400,000. Your fist clenches. The communists have won.
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Joined November 2018
- The Teletubbies feared Covid-19. This proves that they are mortal. The beasts can be killed.
- So torn. My heart tells me to vote for Biden but the guy from high school who used to throw rocks at geese tells me to vote for Trump.
- Justin Bieber: fight me Tom Cruise, looking for human souls to harvest in the name of Scientology:
GIF - Hillary Clinton: People won't vote for Bernie Sanders. Nobody likes him. America: We love Bernie. Nobody likes you. Hillary:
GIF - Taylor Swift's new music video where she transforms into Tyler Swift is so inspirational because it teaches young girls that with enough money, fame, and copyright lawsuits, anyone can grow up to become Jake Gyllenhaal. #TheManMusicVideo
- Stop saying that Charles is king now. The Queen had so many corgis. Any one of them could be the rightful heir. It's 2022, and we still have not seen a single dog rule over England. This is an opportunity to correct our past mistakes.
- Everyone: 2020 needs to end already. Yellowstone: okayUnusual uplift at Yellowstone volcano was caused by magma rising up deep beneath the surface, study finds newsweek.com/yellowstone-vo…
- God: Welcome to heaven. Me: Why is only Steve Irwin here? God: Steve's the only person who made the cut. Me: Can he teach me about animals? God: No, you didn't make the cut. I just like to show off Steve Irwin to people before I drop them into Hell.
- Elon Musk and Grimes' gender reveal party is definitely gonna involve them blowing up the moon.
- 10 years from now a movie will come out based on this wedding invitation. It will be called Fartlander and it will be awful.Damn. Just got this in the mail.
