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littleapostate
@littleapostate
reformed doomer with a paint brush - art for sale at link below:
the sun
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    littleapostate
    @littleapostate
    Mar 14
    I’ve been nursery maxxing for my spring baby’s imminent arrival. Sometimes I just sit on the floor and stare at the mural because I can’t believe, alongside an entire human, I had that in me
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    Tweet is the Work 🌷
    @NoblestCalling
    Mar 12
    Having a newborn in the spring really intensifies the vibe of the season. New life maxxing.
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    littleapostate
    @littleapostate
    Oct 14, 2025
    well your bio says "tit enthusiast" so I would start there
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    littleapostate
    @littleapostate
    Aug 19, 2025
    Men don’t even give birth and they all get fat too
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    captive dreamer
    @captive_dreamer
    Aug 18, 2025
    The amount of women I see that just explode in weight after giving birth is alarming. They must all hate their husbands.
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    littleapostate
    @littleapostate
    Jul 27, 2025
    I am tired of people believing a woman’s butt must look like two anti gravity bowling balls It’s fine. Her butt is fine
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    ⭕ Brock Pierson
    @brockpierson
    Jul 26, 2025
    Sorry but Sydney Sweeney is a basic white girl with no butt
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    littleapostate
    @littleapostate
    Aug 21, 2022
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    littleapostate
    @littleapostate
    Apr 7, 2024
    Apparently he’s on bumble in Dallas. Ladies, if you’re in Dallas watch out for this one
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    littleapostate
    @littleapostate
    Jul 19, 2022
    miss him
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    littleapostate
    @littleapostate
    Dec 22, 2024
    Me: Oh look a cute house in our price range The floors, every time:
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    littleapostate
    @littleapostate
    Aug 15, 2024
    I know the left is far too retarded to understand this, but there was a point in recent history where young people jokingly did things that the mentally ill do seriously now
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    littleapostate
    @littleapostate
    Sep 5, 2022
    dating apps are not designed to be deleted, they’re designed to keep u alone. just as twitters designed to keep u doom pilled, tiktoks designed to make u mentally ill + ig’s designed to make u jealous. they’re all meant to pull you out of the present + into your phone, 4ever
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    littleapostate
    @littleapostate
    Jun 29, 2025
    One of my husbands girl friends was like “thanks so much for letting me still hang out with you guys, girls usually cut me out” and then in the same breath was like “I could’ve had him if I wanted him so you have nothing to worry about” So, she doesn’t come around anymore
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    Eade
    @eade_bengard
    Jun 28, 2025
    If a girl ever says “I don’t think your gf likes me :( ” to you she is hitting on you
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    littleapostate
    @littleapostate
    Apr 9, 2024
    My bf met me at 30. On our first date I sat there pouting, because I’m old. When he tried to talk I shrugged and sighed. I said “let’s cut to the chase, how much money do you make because I’m looking for a high value man” I became like this overnight on my 26th birthday
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    littleapostate
    @littleapostate
    Nov 21, 2022
    After realizing porn turns men into creeps, I've been able to pick out which men don't watch it w ease. The ones who work for themselves, love the outdoors, treat women like queens not objects & don't give af ab social media do not have time to care ab anything that isn't real
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    littleapostate
    @littleapostate
    Mar 24, 2022
    nothing