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Child of God. Daughter of the Covenant. Disciple of Jesus Christ. Wife. Mother 🌻 Pro-Life, Pro-Family, Pro-Child
- Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying
- 5 year old realized today that I just leave the grocery list on the fridge, accessible to anyone
- Replying to @NoblestCallingI thought you guys were going to come at me for this one but turns out it's a common experience
- My liberal, born in America friends on Facebook vs. my Mexican immigrant neighbors
- Replying to @PresKrekorianHe is actually so so picky, I have no clue how they feed him, gotta be rough.
- Replying to @FaithLikeAbish2Yeah like I know he is innocent blah blah Doesn't mean he doesn't get on my nerves 😂
- Replying to @ladidaixI mean they are all 8 and under so I kinda do
- Replying to @neyeceeWhen they started including men that was the beginning of the end
- Replying to @NoblestCallingOh good the angry people have shown up
- Replying to @babsjonson"why isn't this show just a commercial for my product?"
- Replying to @hemingquayThe real long COVID was the bisexual friends we made along the way
- Replying to @sweatystartupMailmen don't want to run over children
- Replying to @NoblestCallingFor those wondering: Cake Cookies Sugar M&Ms Lollipops Lemonade Candy canes Chocolate Spicy Cheetos Peppermint drops (so random) Fried chicken Slime Pretend dragons ???? (I can't figure it out and he can't remember)





