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Salmonella Fitzgerald
@lilMisChrysalis
Brb. Proving toads don’t exist.
Wandering the Spirit Wilds
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Feb 12, 2024
    Pinning. Links/suggestions for best ways to affect material conditions in Gaza in the replies:
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Feb 12, 2024
    I’m going to ask a very fair (not rhetorical) question because I keep seeing lots of critique of everything from sharing info to protesting to boycotting: What can people do to effect real material change for people in Palestine?
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Jan 14, 2024
    I’d be Friesian too if I was out in the snow
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    The Figen
    @TheFigen_
    Jan 13, 2024
    The Friesian horse looks gorgeous!
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    Suhr Majesty
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Mar 17, 2024
    Replying to @afroman76
    ate you up lowkey 😭
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Sep 19, 2022
    Replying to @rosewaterframes
    ?????? 😭😭😭 “you incorrected me”. The confidence to say “if your friends don’t do it it’s something wrong their” is SOOOOOOO funny to me!!! In what universe does that make sense???
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Oct 20, 2024
    People talmbout “you’re ignoring her wishes by reuploading” well, Cynthia Erivo is an adult and unfortunately she is just going to have to get over this one.
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    @midosommar
    Oct 20, 2024
    Ok so I’ve decided to repost this - the last few days have been wild & have helped me realise that the initial reaction was largely overblown. This is, and always was, an innocent fan edit to pay homage to the original Broadway poster, and there’s nothing wrong with that!
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Oct 12, 2018
    Is everything okay at home?
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    Sean Lowe
    @SeanLowe09
    Oct 12, 2018
    Watching The Office and it got me thinking... Maybe Pam was wrong for shamelessly flirting with Jim all those years she was engaged to Roy. And maybe Jim should’ve respected that relationship & not flirted with Pam. And maybe Toby was the best character on that show. Don’t @ me.
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Jan 9, 2021
    Queen Latifah is gorgeous and I feel like that isn’t talked about enough
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Jun 4, 2020
    Being black in West Virginia is constantly being surrounded by buildings named after a man who was quite literally the highest ranking official in the local chapter of the KKK (Robert C. Byrd) and just....knowing that and having to live with it lol.
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Feb 12, 2022
    She said
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Jan 4, 2021
    Replying to @ZeroSuitBae
    A woman writing on a piece of paper. The woman is labeled “the jokes” and the paper she is writing on is labeled “the jokes” as well.
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Jul 25, 2023
    ⚠️ Barbie Spoiler ⚠️ I hated this line because while it is true in many cases, it’s one of the things that terrifies me most about how people view motherhood. It just made me think about how women are often expected to trade in their personhood for motherhood.
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    courtney
    @infamousmargot
    Jul 23, 2023
    “we mothers stand still so our daughters can look back to see how far they've come.”
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Oct 17, 2024
    Replying to @rachelxx7_
    This is SO funny
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Nov 3, 2024
    I don’t care if something good happened to you it should’ve happened to me instead
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    dennis
    @cristiandennis_
    Nov 2, 2024
    megan the stallion gave me an entire lap dance look at my thighs 😭😂
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    Salmonella Fitzgerald
    @lilMisChrysalis
    Oct 29, 2022
    The comments talking about “but if Chrisean dressed as Lizzo it would be a problem” when like…no? If she wore a memorable Lizzo look and had a flute it would be fine. Y’all just immediately jump to fat suits