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Sean Lowe
@SeanLowe09
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Dallas, TX
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    Mar 8, 2018
    I just drank my kid’s last apple juice & don’t feel a bit of remorse. I hope when he asks for his “juju” tomorrow, he understands it’s not there bc he doesn’t pay a single bill around here & life doesn’t always give you free handouts. He’s 20 months old, time to grow up.
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    Apr 24, 2018
    My wife bought off-brand Pop-Tarts. Sometimes I think she’s acting out on purpose. Don’t know why she’s trying to drive me away but I’m not going to budge. I’ll love her through this. This is the raw and often ugly side of marriage people don’t want to talk about.
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    @SeanLowe09
    Jan 6, 2020
    Want to take a moment to wish all the girls on the new season of The Bachelor good luck on their new social media careers!
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    Mar 8, 2018
    Catherine said the baby was kicking. I crouched down next to her tummy and told the baby if he kicks his mother again, he’ll be sent to his womb. Catherine didn’t laugh and I’m certain she regrets marrying me.
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    @SeanLowe09
    Jan 8, 2020
    Probably not the best Bachelor ever, but definitely the luckiest.
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    Dec 28, 2017
    My dog Ellie is 11 years old. She’s been chasing squirrels for 11 years now. To date, she’s caught zero squirrels. But every day, she casts doubt aside and chases a new squirrel in hopes of fulfilling her lifelong dream of being a squirrel hunter. May we all be more like Ellie.
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    @SeanLowe09
    Apr 16, 2018
    I received a fraud alert on my credit card because they thought spending $109 on cookie dough was “highly unusual”. I told them they should meet my highly unusual wife.
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    @SeanLowe09
    Oct 14, 2018
    Our doorbell rang and Samuel immediately yelled, “pizza!”. How sad is that? We’ve conditioned our son to believe pizza is being delivered every time the bell rings. It was pizza.
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    @SeanLowe09
    Feb 13, 2018
    Missed Bachelor? Here’s a recap of every episode ever: Her: I have a hard time opening up. Him: I’m different. Her: Okay, I’ll open up. Harrison: Take a moment, say your goodbyes. Her(crying in limo): I’ll die alone. Him (toasting other women): We’re going to Jamaica!
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    @SeanLowe09
    Jan 17, 2020
    She had me at ice cream.
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    Dec 24, 2019
    We had a baby girl! Meet Mia Mejia Lowe (Mejia is Catherine’s family name). She’s perfect.
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    @SeanLowe09
    Mar 11, 2020
    My wife is mad and yelling at the TV and I’m pretty sure it’s going to ruin my night and I’d kinda like an apology from Barb for that.
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    @SeanLowe09
    Nov 18, 2019
    Kylie Jenner sold half of her company for $600 million today and I’m over here checking my account before getting in the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru.
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    @SeanLowe09
    May 2, 2019
    Samuel’s class sang in front of all the parents today. Samuel spotted me in the crowd right off the bat and just stared at me with this blank look the entire time everyone else sang four songs. I love this weird kid of mine.