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ghost malone
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- Hey @darth, my best girlfriend is at the vet all day for a scary procedure. It would be nice if your frens sent me animal pics to look at while I silent anxiety cry at work
- This is one of my favorite memes of all time and never fails to make me laugh hysterically
- Once again: I just want to say I think only @JortsTheCat should be legal to tweet until 2022. We don’t need any other tweets.
- Replying to @thatdutchpersonOk wait this is the right answer though. Cuz same
- Hey @darth, I had to say goodbye to this very good boy today. Any way I can get some HAPPY dog pics?
- Get a cop on these slidesPhotos from the Grand Opening of Ralph C. Wilson Park in Detroit
- Love baby Cru sooo muchBaby Cru. If you need a break today 😂
00:00 - They don’t. As if exercising isn’t awful enough, I now cry 3-5 times strictly from being frustrated as they constantly fall out
- Guy at the ATM told me to take off my @DetroitRedWings hoodie because "we're in Massachusetts" & I did so he could see my Red Wings t-shirt.
- Replying to @bennnjamon and @TalkingSchmidtMy sisters are in my phone as Little Sister and Big Sister. Auntie Tina. Mom. My ex was in my found as Boyfriend for 13 years. People have nicknames and use them. Wow. How controversial.
- Replying to @thatdutchpersonI was working at a nursing home at the time and people I saw on a daily basis were dying and all of my other friends treated it like a joke and it was sooooo dystopian
- Replying to @lawrencelkso and @dieworkwearHey, Lawrence, woman here.. you can stop speaking for us because you have not made a single valid point yet. It’s actually getting worse as you double down.
