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Eric Schmidt
@TalkingSchmidt
Comedian. Actor. Model?
New York, NY
Joined August 2020
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    You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through
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    Bill Clinton endorsing Cuomo
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    Oldest living Allman Brothers fan
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    I wouldn’t be surprised to find out George Santos is actually a cake
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    Replying to @nypost
    This is a villain origin story
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    My dad passed away Saturday. He was a great man and my best friend. You may remember him from this text exchange
    You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through
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    NYC: check on your elderly neighbors and make sure they’re not voting
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    Looking at the map, I’m not sure what information the spy balloon is gathering other than “lots of Walmarts.”
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    Attention, everyone, this is the sister from the text thread
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    Replying to @Hipstercrite
    My banner pic is with Sarah Palin. I was wearing a pro cocaine shirt that said “no snow, no show.” Before the pic, she asked what it meant. I said “it’s a game of thrones reference” and she said “oh, I knew that.”
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    Replying to @nypost
    Like this celebrity?
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    Replying to @elainecorden
    The vet wanted $50 to get rid of the dead rabbit. My mom said “nah, I’ll just toss it in the hole I already dug in the backyard.” A much less ceremonial second burying
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    NYC is losing it over the Pat Robertson news
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