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i care about hockey a lot π sharks & cuda forever π β€ CBJ β€ π Go Blue γ½π old, tired, & queer π don't hurt anybody on your way up to the light & stay alive
norcal // she/her
Joined December 2008
- Predator vs Nazis? So, a film where weβre rooting for the Predator?
- Replying to @Alissa_says and @TateTheTalismanYeah, I dated this kind of guy once too. He raped me & then stalked me for months after I left him. He eventually married someone & was sent to prison for attempting to kill her. Dudes who insist on being your Only Important Thing are dangerous. Run.
- There is very little in the world that makes me happier than watching how fast these get funded every week β€πΆThis is Doby. He has severe separation anxiety and managed to run away while his owners werenβt home. He was hit by a car and left on the side of the road. He broke a lot of things but is working hard to get better. You can help him do that below. 13/10 gofundme.com/help-for-doby
- This is what using your platform for good looks like - watching @dogfather find his footing, find his voice, and stop taking shit from terrible people has been one of my favorite things about twitter over the last few years
- Replying to @usbonga_nMy grandmother says that people of Japanese & German descent are all "secretly evil & plotting against us", "all submarines are boats and everything else is a ship" (rowship, fishing ship, etc) & "Indian women are taught the Kama Sutra from puberty on". But, like, idk tho.
- Which brings us right back to the original point, no?
- Replying to @xsizzell and @DisrespectedTheI cannot believe how goddamn disrespectful she was wearing her grandmaβs sweater to vote for someone her grandma opposes politically and morally and that sheβs *proud* of that
- I had a 12 pack of Dr Pepper explode in my car several years ago - the roof is still stained and the buttons to change radio stations still stick
- Replying to @spincontrollers @Alissa_says and @TateTheTalismanHe accused me of cheating with my best friend - who was very gay - because he saw us share a soda & that was 'the same thing as making out' because saliva & told me that if I did that again he'd cut my friend up. There is no love there. Just control. I'm glad you got out.
- Hey @SanJoseSharks, @jbecher, and @sjsharkie - how on earth is this an acceptable thing to have on your Jumbotron, like, ever, much less on a night honoring Hispanic heritage? Iβm so appalled and disappointed in you right now. #TealTogether #SanJoseSharks #Hockey
00:00 - Replying to @RobinGT_Real and @feederofcatsYou clearly have never had a cat.
- Replying to @mrs__yasminMy best one is when I came out to my Gran her reply was "Good for you! I tried being a lesbian in the 70s but it just didn't work for me." Gran wasn't a huge fan of men, so I think she was actually really delighted I had other options π
- Replying to @RainbowRiverArt @NBCNews and @NBCNewsTHINKSure, but may I present the following argument:
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