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Ewan
@jelly_pack
Chief Ghost Investigator and Reiki consultant at Heckler & Koch. ewan.bsky.social
Aberdeenshire, Scotland
Joined June 2009
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    doing DIY on your own property is not working, no
    I’m a landlord spent all day re-plumbing an apartment does it count as working?
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    If he stops doing woke gayness for even one second that F-16 will explode instantly
    What is going on at the Air Force…. Reportedly at Holloman Air Force Base in New Mexico
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    This is actual cancel culture
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    I think a lot of rich people genuinely, sincerely believe that "being busy" is the same as "working" and that the more booked your schedule is the harder you are working
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    If Hamas were constantly uploading clips of themselves collecting the underwear of women they kill and mocking the toys of their dead kids, itt would instantly be turned into *the* enduring image of the "conflict". It would be broadcast 24/7 as evidence of Palestinian savagery.
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    TERFS: You either have a penis or a vagina. Male or Female. Simple. WOMAN OF COLOUR: *does well in sport* TERFS: Ah, yes, biological sex is an incredibly complex issue with many facets. You see, if we want to ensure an equal playing ground we must endeavor to properly regula
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    we are merely weeks away from "heating is woke"
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    I genuinely love twitter because the rich and powerful who would traditionally float through life without ever worrying about what the peasants say about them are now utterly compelled to access this information and drive themselves miserably insane over it lol
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    JK Rowling is like a month away from announcing Dumbledore has successfully completed gay conversion therapy.
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    Correction: 2 weeks*
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    "These Houthis gathered for instructions on an attack. Oops, there will be no attack by these Houthis! They will never sink our ships again!" –President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
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    Got to say, Jeremy Corbyn's house being about the size of two stacked sheds, and that somehow being valued £1m, is a pretty urgent reason to vote for Jeremy Corbyn.
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    YouGov are like "which choccy biccy do Brits find cheekiest?" and "if there was a genocide tomorrow, who would deserve it most?"
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    the woke taxi driver elite are increasingly out of touch with the salt-of-the-earth columnist
    . @GBNEWS were setting up this taxi driver to slag off the rail unions about this week’s strikes. Watch what happens next. Not surprised the questions stopped there!
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