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For twitter reasons I must announce that I am not the real Jared
Joined April 2021
- She threw soup on a piece of glass. The glass being close to the painting is irrelevant, it could’ve been 10m away for all intents and purposes. Two years for throwing soup on some glass.Pink-haired Just Stop Oil activist Phoebe Plummer has been sentenced to two years in prison for throwing soup on a $90 million Van Gogh painting. What’s your reaction to the sentence?
- Neville ignoring Carra’s “would you still swap midfields” is too funny
- “Prime Barclays era” there’s like 5 different eras in here looool how are you going from Bergkamp to Mane
- He pulled this out of nowhere and then all of their defenders started pushing for a second do you understand how much I hate themNah I can’t believe football let him down… special moment x.com/White_thez/sta…
- I actually thought Van Dijk was about to punch Trent, that death glare he gave him near the end was ridiculous
- Did Drury just start to say “it’s beginning to look a Slot like Christmas” before realising it makes zero sense?
- Mfer’s angry at himself 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭Still shocked at how rude the person working at self service yesterday in asda was
- Curtis Jones, what a man. Even if you think he’s average, which he isn’t, how can you not want players that care this much in your team?
- Reminder that Wales’ Euro 2016 run is levels above England’s World Cup 2018
- Do you think Oppenheimer is going to be a film about how amazing and pure nuclear bombs are?
- Someone PLEASE teach this man the word hisReplying to @__LiverBird__For he’s standards, yeah. By Rashford standards he’s been absolutely unbelievable.
- What on earth is entertaining about a bloke lip syncing to some football commentary

















