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alexfivezero
@AlexFiveZero
Sliding tackle enjoyer. NUFC
United Kingdom
Joined September 2015
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    Anyone who plays a sport where the talent pool lies in like 2 countries max is off the table automatically
    Is Tom Brady the greatest athlete of all time?
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    Argue about any other position as much as you want they’re all pretty close. But those two at pool are the Xavi and Iniesta of fullbacks. They’ve changed the game, nobody before them will be anything like those after them.
    Chilwell LWB 🤝 James RWB… The best full-back pairing in the Premier League 🔥
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    Mexico in American made movies:
    The sky turned orange
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    If you acquire 30k followers and pretend to be a city fan they’ll have you having breakfast and dinner with KDB by the end of the week
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    Replying to @MLeClercq12 @murphy__1985 and 3 others
    If you was just in a pub and a man walked up to your face called you a cunt and then filmed it would you be alright with it yeah
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    Replying to @umirf1
    full diamond and enchants for the ender dragon una you know he’s a control freak
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    Replying to @MFFooty
    everyone in the gallowgate was laughing when they still kept playing short in the 80th
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    When your dad finishes his shift late but promises a chippy tea
    so gassed for COD at midnight
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    Replying to @isoquince
    I thought people were joking but some people actually seem to think they’re going to war
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    Replying to @n0tjkm_
    welcome to the club
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    Replying to @316simsim
    they know what they’re doing
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    “The butcher” just physically assaults players and gets away with it
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    If Messi wins tomorrow Men on Instagram are going to be posting stories to the same level of a Beyoncé pregnancy announcement
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    Why’s the son fuming over it the little neek, free day off la