My ballot hasn’t arrived yet and I was feeling very confused about that but it turns out someone STOLE MY ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD’S BALLOTS FROM THE MAIL TRUCK
It’s so cool having basic social skills in this day and age so when I ask someone to turn of their phone in a cinema I’m so kind about it and they’re so baffled that a stranger would speak to them that they just do it.
Tom Cruise only got into acting because he slipped on his sister’s homework sitting on the stairs in their house and busted his knee his senior year of high school which benched him for the varsity wrestling season so his friends convinced him to try out for the school musical
It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine flash drives that lit up and tasted like cotton candy. And have lead in them.