THE HORSES SHOULD GET THE MEDALS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE MORE LIKE COACHES
Claire E. Aubin?
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Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
"A scholar and a hater" - The Guardian • Historian @Yale • Host of @ThisGuySucked • opinions my own
rep: Connor Brown @nurnberg_agency
Joined March 2016
- Just watched a lady get into her car, turn on Shania Twain, hit her vape like ten times, and then reverse directly into the SUV behind her in the grocery store parking lot. California is a place
- The funniest thing about this is that in the real world if the bus comes a few minutes late, you text your boss and they’re like “okay no worries”"You get your homework in, no matter what. You can't say 'the bus was late, that's why I'm late'." 'Britain's strictest headteacher' @Miss_Snuffy lays down the law on 'personal responsibility' at her school for @NickFerrariLBC.
00:00 - Deeply obsessed with this tiny Irish child’s trolley problem joke
00:00 - Regularly haunted by my own hubris - tried to set my bf up on a playdate with my coworkers husband because they both “really like bikes.” Anyways, it turns out her husband was in the Tour De France
- We've gotta bring back this kind of propaganda if we're ever gonna stop climate change
- was buying something at the Apple Store yesterday and the dude helping me started off with "do you use ChatGPT?" and when I said "no." he looked utterly stumped as to where he was meant to take the conversation from there
- I should start a podcast called This Guy Sucks and all I do is invite all my historian friends on to talk about their most hated historical figure
- I was just sitting in the sun reading The Odyssey because it’s all I had on hand and a woman came up to me and said “OH PLEASE you are NOT reading THAT.” What category of insult is this please
- RIP to whoever is about to receive the literal wall of text currently being drafted by the person sitting in front of me on the train. It begins with “my feelings on our situation have not changed,” so godspeed
- last night my best friend went on a first date so awful that she went to the bathroom in the middle of it to take notes on all the horrifying things he’d said, like a little anthropologist
- Living with a therapist has really opened my eyes to how many terrible therapists there are in the world. Just really bad at their jobmy therapist just told me, “if you’re always having to be the bigger person, maybe you shouldn’t be around so many little people.” wow.
- Truly do believe migraines are one of the stupidest possible illnesses to suffer from. What do you mean the weather is making me blind in one eye
- Replying to @ceaubin“We’re preparing them for the real world” sure man, personally I think it sounds like you just enjoy being mean to kids but I could be wrong
