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Jordan Starkweather✨
@jackal27
Writing about weird old video games, CRT TVs, horror movies, trashy novels, and cool art. Talking games on @pocketoid for 15 years. Runs @CRTpixels.
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    Jordan Starkweather✨
    @jackal27
    May 27, 2025
    Not sure how to do this. My partner and light of 19 years, Mitzi Starkweather has been diagnosed with metastatic (stage 4) breast cancer. We are hopeful that modern treatment can give her many more years of changing the world. If you’re able, we could use your help. Link below
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    Jordan Starkweather✨
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    Jun 19, 2024
    That’s the Japan-only white new 3DS XL. I know he got that mf modded and region-unlocked as hell.
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Jun 18, 2024
    Sabrina Carpenter and Central Cee at Louis Vuitton‘s spring 2025 menswear show in Paris.
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    Jordan Starkweather✨
    @jackal27
    Jul 11, 2024
    THEY REPLACED THE COOL BOWLING ALLEY ANIMATIONS WITH FUCKING GIFS
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    Jordan Starkweather✨
    @jackal27
    Jun 15, 2020
    Me logging on to play some $3 indie game made in RPG Maker 2003
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    Jordan Starkweather✨
    @jackal27
    Sep 3, 2022
    This games released only 4 years apart from each other. I don’t even know if it’s even possible to convey to younger generations just how fast technology and game design was evolving at the time.
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    Lance McDonald
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    Sep 3, 2022
    PlayStation 1 real-time graphics compared to PlayStation 2 real-time graphics.
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    Jordan Starkweather✨
    @jackal27
    Mar 29, 2021
    Me watching my friends playing their first Monster Hunter.
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    Jordan Starkweather✨
    @jackal27
    May 23, 2024
    I need to do a CRT comparison of this guy so bad, because he legitimately scared the hell out of me as a kid. The uncanniness is a result of seeing him at a resolution that was never accounted for.
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    (っ˘◡˘)っ 🐟 F E E S H 🐟
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    May 22, 2024
    the shark in ocarina of time is so unserious
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    Jordan Starkweather✨
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    May 4, 2023
    “Three tickets to the Final Fantasy XVI intimate gay sex scene please.”
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    GLITCHED
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    May 4, 2023
    Final Fantasy XVI won't release in Saudi Arabia due to an intimate gay sex scene which Square Enix refused to censor in the region bit.ly/3LTQDA4
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    Jordan Starkweather✨
    @jackal27
    Nov 14, 2019
    My timeline is FULL of babies this week
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    Jordan Starkweather✨
    @jackal27
    Jul 23, 2022
    I miss the very specific era of video game magazines from like 2009-2011 when no one was reading them and they just went wild
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    Jordan Starkweather✨
    @jackal27
    Jun 6, 2025
    I don’t want to oversell it, but speaking as the most annoying dpad elitest you know: this might be the most accurate dpad I’ve ever used. Blew through the Contra crouch test, the Sonic spindash test, the Shoryuken test, and made top 10 in my first Tetris 99 match in years.
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    Jordan Starkweather✨
    @jackal27
    Feb 10, 2024
    “I want a return to mid budget AA games like the PS2 days” crowd when I ask if they bought Evil West, Ace Attorney, Warioware, Cruisin Blast, Atelier Ryza, 13 Sentinels, Ultra Kaiju Monster Rancher, No More Heroes 3, Gungrave GORE, Yakuza: Ishin, Dragon Quest Monsters 3, Rune Fac
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    Jordan Starkweather✨
    @jackal27
    Feb 5, 2023
    So this happened to my local game store yesterday… for the 2nd time.
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    Jordan Starkweather✨
    @jackal27
    Aug 17, 2020
    Game devs, please. I'm 32 years old.