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I got yelled at for being too horny today by the nurse who gave me my flu shot for saying “innoculate me daddy”
aj PA-C
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@j_thePA
•she/her• hematology/oncology pa. self important bitch. #medtwitter #girlmedtwitter •tweets do not reflect the views of my employer• not a professional account
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Joined April 2012
- Is burnout hoping your covid test is positive so you can have 5 days off
- It really freaks me out seeing patients who had such mild, borderline asymptomatic COVID come back with just fibrotic and basically non-functional lungs months later
- The whole “you’re going to die alone if you don’t have kids” argument sends me because like.. Do you not have loved ones?
- Replying to @Blair_Bear90No means no, but if this were me he just got himself a second date 😂😂
- Med Instagram: look at how perfect my notes are, my sexy scrubs, here’s my stethoscope shaped perfectly around my coffee Med Twitter: I only cried twice today and I’m not sure who’s or what bodily fluids are on my sleeve. I also had Taco Bell three times in the past hour.
- Overheard a resident presenting to their fellow describing a lab as “a little sus” and I am so pumped for the next generation of doctors
- I have no idea what to get fiancé for Christmas. Last time we said “oh let’s just do something small” I got his a keychain bottle opener and he got me a diamond engagement ring.
- only @DGlaucomflecken can come on twitter be like hey I basically died a little here’s some jokes carry on
- my rural republican boyfriend married a bisexual witch and is now openly celebrating a democratic senate
- an... old... medical.... drama.... ??!?!?!?Only just discovered a old medical drama called House and I'm as addicted as I was for Grey's 😱counting this as productive preparation for entering clinical years (Y3) :) Mad to think it started when I was 4 years old lol no wonder I hadn't heard of it😂 #MedTwitter
- Saw my OBGYN today and apologized for being on my period during the exam... She gave me a solid lecture about how having a normal bodily function isn’t rude and to never apologize Holy shit I’m catching feelings
