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@iwantobehigh
I told ChatGPT to write a bio and all I got was this lousy simulacra ❤️@dont_monday
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    @iwantobehigh
    Jul 1, 2025
    guys incredible things are happening *just at the entrance* to Chinese theme parks they basically have toy mech suits
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    Nov 25, 2022
    Elon banned the cyanide and happiness guy from twitter
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    @iwantobehigh
    Sep 16, 2024
    this is an ontologically evil person
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    Sep 15, 2024
    one of the most evil things ive seen in a min
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    Jul 20, 2024
    Replying to @lucavi_ftw
    we did though, somebody who was friends with him said that he just wasn’t a very online person and wasn’t aware about his fame until the friend told him, he thought it sounded fun and then went on with his life such a based dude
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    Nov 25, 2022
    Replying to @iwantobehigh
    glad to have brought this news to you all from the wilds of facebook
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    Jan 25, 2022
    Replying to @lackingsaint
    Terf: *sees woman with a large build* *craps pants and tells everyone on twitter about it*
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    @iwantobehigh
    Aug 28, 2023
    Replying to @latkedelrey
    wearing an industrial strength sleep mask so that my wife can use a spotlight to film lifestyle content at 3:30am
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    Jul 4, 2022
    Replying to @ohJuliatweets
    The screenwriter, Diablo Cody, has said she regrets the film because she didn’t anticipate the way it would be perceived. She’s come out pretty strongly in saying that she’s pro-choice.
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    @iwantobehigh
    Nov 25, 2022
    Replying to @iwantobehigh
    should add that Rob said he'd likely be posting on facebook a lot more so if you want to follow him you'll have to go there
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    @iwantobehigh
    Jul 16, 2023
    Replying to @generalslug
    I’m not saying that kids who grow up around muted colour schemes are being harmed but I do think that they’ll grow up with an unexplainable emptiness that follows them around even in their proudest moments and will probably get addicted to skittles or something
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    Jun 13, 2024
    there’s no way to verify this anymore so yep, have to assume it’s 100% true
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    @iwantobehigh
    Feb 28, 2022
    It prevents atmospheric corrosion, but clearly you’re not a true audiophile 😤
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    @iwantobehigh
    Sep 3, 2023
    Replying to @facetedcarapace
    “the only difference between conservative and nazi rhetoric in this film is the use of explicit racial slurs!” *conservative remains unchanged, free from self-reflection after seeing the movie and saying this out loud*
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    Nov 1, 2022
    Replying to @katienotopoulos
    Does someone have a screenshot? They deleted Did find this reply lol