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Serious, Lucid, Unique, and Girl
Joined January 2015
- no offense to camels but i thought they’d be better at it than this
- are you kidding meI wonder how many kids couldn’t text their parents during the Georgia school shooting because their phones were locked up in pouches 🤔
- lost my airpod case on the train and somebody found it but didn’t turn it in so i’ve been remotely making it play the locating sound at 1–3 AM every night
- birthing a child and immediately putting on business casual attireJohn Mulaney and Olivia Munn had a second child 😭😭😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextOlivia Munn did not give birth to her daughter, Méi June Mulaney. Her baby was delivered by a surrogate. abc7ny.com/amp/post/olivi… - this is what medieval artists thought crocodiles looked like
- credit to romania for being the only country with government programs to support a fatter-assed citizenryIn Cluj, Romania, you can pay for your bus ticket by doing 20 squats. Disabled and elderly people get to ride for free.
- these people are so fucking annoying lol. has anyone ever been mauled by a baby. do people commonly have severe allergies to babies. do babies routinely do their shitting and pissing on the groundDOGS SHOULD BE ALLOWED EVERYWHERE BABIES ARE ALLOWED
00:00 - when circumstances permit and someone has done something naughty or rude on the road instead of honking at them or yelling i just try to catch their eye and wag my finger in the “no no” gesture because it’s what i personally would be the most enraged byhow it feels to drive
- “you boys think you’re tough? i’m a gay pedophile rapist” is insane lmfaoYou’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
- crazy that in the 1800s platonic friends used to write letters to each other like “how i long to feel your warmth by my side and kiss your darling cheeks…” and now everybody wants to talk to the person they’re going to marry like they’re doing a parent teacher conferenceInstead of “till death do us part” how about “for as long as this feels healthy, safe, and meaningful for both of us”
