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m🌞 π“Šπ“‹Όπ“Šπ“‹Όπ“Šπ“†//Ω…Ψ±ΩŠΩ…
@ihardlyknowem
one-liners were never really my thing until i became the funniest human being alive. callipygian as hell πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¬ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ she/her ☭
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    m🌞 π“Šπ“‹Όπ“Šπ“‹Όπ“Šπ“†//Ω…Ψ±ΩŠΩ…
    @ihardlyknowem
    Aug 16, 2024
    Egyptian-Palestinian woman with curly blonde balayage hair and red lipstick looking incredibly hot πŸ’πŸ’‹
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    Jun 8, 2018
    If you go over to a dudes house and at any point it is brought to your attention that there is a hole in the wall where he once punched the wall in anger....,..,..,..leave
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    @ihardlyknowem
    Aug 21, 2017
    I love to destroy men's ridiculous egos in any way possible
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    @ihardlyknowem
    Jun 8, 2018
    Replying to @ihardlyknowem
    If he points it out himself and sounds proud.....run
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    Sep 15, 2017
    Replying to @ihardlyknowem
    everyone keeps asking me to post his response so here y'all go. Blocked his number after this.
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    @ihardlyknowem
    Sep 14, 2017
    Y'all. I didn't "let him fuck." I WANTED dick. I WANTED to have sex. We fucked EACH OTHER. I thought maybe at least I could get 1 good thing
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    @ihardlyknowem
    Aug 30, 2017
    Replying to @vx_vx and @TabriaMajors
    used to be so self conscious about it but damn I got a hot bod
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    Apr 19, 2020
    I was initially hoping she’d be confused so I could re-enact the original convo but her reply was so good
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    @ihardlyknowem
    Sep 6, 2023
    Replying to @mikhaele_ible @ChrisM_SF and @Phil_Lewis_
    that’s tough but you can’t rely on someone else to pay your mortgage for you. if it isn’t affordable without someone else paying a portion then it isn’t affordable for that individual
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    Feb 21, 2022
    Replying to @jaboukie
    maybe he’d text jules from the shyguy account
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    Jul 1, 2020
    this dude said β€œim just going to play devil’s advocateβ€”β€œ and I just said β€œno, you’re not going to do that.” And he didn’t. Feeling powerful.
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    @ihardlyknowem
    Sep 6, 2023
    Replying to @mikhaele_ible @ChrisM_SF and @Phil_Lewis_
    yeah i think the solution to that has to do with lowering interest rates and making housing more affordable. having others pay it for you just isn’t a tenable solution. huge part of the problem is housing prices going up because of developers buying properties to use as airbnbs!
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    May 11, 2016
    straight white boys need to go extinct
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    @ihardlyknowem
    Jun 4, 2017
    Replying to @_DariusJr
    Yeah lemme get uhhhhhhh your number