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jaboukie
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then explain how i'm married to the game🇻🇦 BREAKING – Pope Leo XIV says, "Marriage is only possible between a man and a woman"
Netflix says their anti-password sharing measures were posted as an error and have removed the rule of subscribers having to verify their home devices every month from their website.- us: please can we have gun control children are dying government: yanny? 👋 \ 😳 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ or laurel 😜 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_
- how's fiona supposed to eclipse the sun when she's a starFiona tipped the scales at 451 lbs this morning. Soon she'll be big enough to eclipse the sun herself! #teamfiona #SolarEclipse2017
- youth culture is feeling like if you don't succeed by 25 someone will literally come kill you
- notice how EVERY show has a gay character these days? what happened to making all the characters straight so young women can decide whose gay in their fan fiction? are we really this against a woman's right to choose?
- there’s a ban on lettuce in the u.s. and i say GOOD. arugula has done the heavy lifting in salads for ages while lettuce brings NOTHING to the table, taste or nutrient wise. spinach has crossed over to casseroles, wraps, even SMOOTHIES. miss lettuce simply doesn’t have the range
- me on public transit listening to music pretending like i’m in an indie movie
GIF - us: better gun control gov: this is a mental health issue us: better mental health care gov: us: ??? *two mass shootings later* gov: hey sorry i was in the shower
- they had that girl locked in the studio throwing snowballs of cocaine at her face while she charleston shuffled on 2 hours of sleep and a stomach full of barbiturates she didn't know wtf was going on
- today, we are all italian
