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- omg some woman on c4 just said she's not doing social distancing because "if you do that, it wins"
- My manager just told me when she was a kid in Australia there was a monitor lizard that walked up and down the street at 3:30pm and everyone had to give it a boiled egg or it would tap angrily on the window with its foot.
- guys are like "the hideous natasha lyonne" and women are like "the centipede from james and the giant peach"who’s your worst “hear me out”
- well the hogs keep coming and they don't stop coming, in my back yard and my kids are running
- I don't think a single thing has ever had a more profound impact on the way I see life than this
- "hey ukraine, stay strong, war sucks....anyway go israel!!!"
- morrissey first drafts
- happy christmas eve folks, here is a video of my darling biological daughter struggling with her terrible affliction of no brain cells x
00:00 - "Tenacious D must be deported immediately" is not something I ever expected to read
