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The surprising relative ages of various cricketers
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127J_H
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127J_H
@127J_H
Mostly just niche cricket jokes that don’t quite work. Kasprowicz’s hand was off the bat. Opinions barely my own & often contradictory. Chronic Self-Retweeter.
United Kingdom
Joined November 2009
- Imagine being so intent on being cruel that your poster shows a cartoon of someone who does have a ticket and a reasonable excuse. Just celebrating nastiness.
- Can’t believe Test Cricket gets called boring. England have played four and a half hours football at this tournament, and maybe six things have happened, total.
- Chris Woakes taking six wickets and marshalling home a chase from a position where it looked lost only for everyone to talk about another player is Woakes in his purest form, bless him.
- Every test this summer: England bowl Bowl well Annoying partnership feat oppo wk England bat Stokes gets out being a bit too aggressive Oppo nearly bat England out of the game Oppo collapse England set about a silly chase Yorkshire lads Fin
- Sure, Babar Azam is looking good right now, but wait until the government downgrades him to Dcdcr Czcm
- I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, if you love Test Cricket, you owe a huge debt of gratitude to Virat Kohli. He had no need to bother with Tests, but he made it his top priority and dragged the rest of the team with him. We got some great series because of that.
- David Warner goes unsold whilst Vaibhav Suryavanshi fetches over 1 crore. Differing fortunes for guys at different ends of their career. One of them doesn’t even have a basic education yet. The other is just 13.
- Smart move by Dukes to have their balls go useless after ten overs. Sell eight times as many. That’s just good business.
What's one tweet by someone else that you can post for clout?- “What do you have for me, Q?” Well, Bond, to the untrained eye, this box appears to be full of variously-aged 2023 Dukes balls, but open it up and… “2018. Brilliant.”
- James Faulkner is younger than Marcus StoinisI want to learn something. Share one interesting fact you know. I’ll start. We were able to get an idea of when humans first began wearing clothes - which was 10s of 1000s of years earlier than the oldest clothing we’ve found - because of when body lice diverged from head lice.
- Sam Billings forgot to Hands, Face, Space after landing and now the entire t20 team has caught English Test Cricket
