This is it. It’s the fucking fight of our lives.
Samantha Bee
2,181 posts
- Dreams DO come true! We made this back in 2016 but couldn't use it. We're so excited to finally celebrate with you @ananavarro @katiecouric @larrywilmore @pattonoswalt @StephenAtHome @VanJones68 @thenewsoncnbc @greggutfeld!
00:00 - I would like to sincerely apologize to Ivanka Trump and to my viewers for using an expletive on my show to describe her last night. It was inappropriate and inexcusable. I crossed a line, and I deeply regret it.
- Deeply feeling the need to take it to the streets again.
- @StephenAtHome @nickkroll This photo brought to you by Sun-In ™ and my grandma’s Liz Claiborne separates. #PuberMe #PuertoRicoRelief
- Stay out of our snatches you bastards.
- These bastards.
- Our spines just collectively unfurled! We are all two inches taller now!
- Would love nothing more than to take the Governor of Virginia through my menstrual history in the most vivid detail
- Seems like it might be time to bring back Not The White House Correspondents Dinner. But only if @michelleisawolf does a set and teaches me to do my eye makeup extra smokey. Attention @pressfreedom #NWHCD2019
- Taking a second to applaud the staff of @FullFrontalSamB who fucking dig in every day, call me on my own shit, and grind it out through this nightmare of a timeline to try and make the world a better place.
- It’s all smiles under this mask as I stand with hundreds of New Yorkers in the wind and rain to vote these ghouls the fuck out of office #2020Elections







