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Holden
@holdenberry
standing at my podium I'm tryna watch my sodium boxd.it/y1wV
Denver, CO
Joined December 2011
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    Pusha T said 24/7, 365, pussy stays on my mind. But he also has a song called Trouble on my Mind. Definitely a continuity error there.
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    Is my life a joke to you
    what if your first name was holden and your last name was berries and you’d be like “i’m holden berries” and everyone would think you’re holding berries lmaoooo
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    Insanely easy choice
    We’re looking for some tweets to turn into movies.
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    We live in such a scary time. Imagine you’re just enjoying a meal out with your girl and then you go on Twitter and everyone’s talking about how you weren’t getting a fit off
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    Replying to @GentleDoofus and @LanceStLaurent
    He had over 40,000 on his old account but he got banned
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    Replying to @iycrtylph
    28 Days Later is an ambivalent, conservative fantasy about redeeming aggression from both its rhizomatic distribution in neoliberal capitalism & from paleoconservative patriarchal revanchism thru a reconstructed post-racial nuclear family w/ partial gender equity
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    Replying to @holdenberry
    I hate this tweet because everyone uses it to tell me their friend’s weird name like somehow Holden Berry is the equivalent of your friend named “Reallyhuge Cockandballs” or whatever
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    Looks good just needs more 3-4 more flavor profiles
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    “You will slay that shit brother” is about to get as much mileage from me as “big dog, you are mother”
    Man having straight guy friends is so funny like why’d he say that
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    Actually it couldn’t have been because no one in my family’s last name was McCock. Nice idea though.
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    Replying to @Srirachachau
    It also rules how he’s a Beekeeper, and was in an organization called the beekeepers, and speaks in bee-related dialogue the whole movie. And then when you’re introduced to other people in the beekeeper organization they have absolutely nothing to do with bees.
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    Replying to @NebraskaCody and @RidgeLovett
    My family’s last name was originally spelled with an A like that but my great grandpa changed it to an E when he moved to USA because his brother got caught raiding a British arms delivery with the IRA and was executed and the British wanted to arrest the rest of the family too