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alana :3
@hippiesuck_
sahm w a lot of hobbies
california
Joined October 2020
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    alana :3
    @hippiesuck_
    Jan 15, 2024
    Girls with “cute” physiognomy trying to force themselves into the “hot” mold
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    Royce Lopez
    @hippojuicefilm
    Jan 14, 2024
    Women need to stop plastic surgery until we figure out what's wrong. Why would you ruin your face like this? This is Erin Moriarty from The Boys...she was already very pretty.
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    @hippiesuck_
    Jan 21, 2024
    Replying to @singingbirth
    Wait was the point of the board just to embarrass people who looked 😭
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    @hippiesuck_
    May 5, 2022
    One of the most insane things I’ve read about polyester
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    @hippiesuck_
    Jul 18, 2023
    being a stay at home wife was the funnest time of my life. i was making tortillas from scratch. i was waking up at 9am without an alarm and doing an hour long gym session. i was fermenting 7 different things at once. i took like 5 fitness training. this is a skill issue
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    cold 🥑
    @coldhealing
    Jul 18, 2023
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    @hippiesuck_
    May 4, 2022
    Replying to @timerube
    Everyone is making fun of her but it’s so true :/ women Instacart shoppers will be like “I saw you ordered this brand of mushrooms, but these are basically the same and they are $1 cheaper” Men will be like “listen I didn’t see the pasta you wanted so I didn’t get any pasta”
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    @hippiesuck_
    Apr 24, 2025
    maybe the fertility rate would go up if people didn’t shame married couples for wanting to have more than 1-2 kids lol
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    @hippiesuck_
    Oct 6, 2022
    my midwife just used the term “birthing persons” on Instagram and I’m about to scream and throw up about it
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    @hippiesuck_
    Jan 15, 2024
    Replying to @hippiesuck_
    You weren’t made for that babe! It’s ok!
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    @hippiesuck_
    Jan 15, 2024
    Replying to @hippiesuck_
    For clarity I think she was very pretty before and the surgery looks botched, can’t believe that needs to be said lol
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    alana :3
    @hippiesuck_
    Mar 18, 2025
    Replying to @sigmacide and @cactus_jinx
    Erectile dysfunction
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    @hippiesuck_
    Apr 2, 2021
    When your husband wakes up at 5 for a 12 hour shift, you wake up at 4 to get breakfast and lunch packed, coffee made, and a water bottle filled up. I don’t make the rules
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    @hippiesuck_
    Dec 29, 2021
    being a woman is literally just putting things in glass jars and feeling content
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    @hippiesuck_
    Apr 2, 2024
    I literally gained 20lb from fertility maxxing raw milk, eggs, liver, sardines, berries etc etc and when people are like “wow it’s so weird your baby’s eyes are blue! Genes are crazy!” I just have to be like haha yea
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    @hippiesuck_
    May 31, 2024
    Just found out this existed going to be very socially inept about it
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