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You're gonna watch this video about sloths and think you know how it ends.
BUT YOU DO NOT.
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Hemant Mehta
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Hemant Mehta
@hemantmehta
Jeopardy! champ. Waiting for Survivor to call me back. Writer. YouTuber. Podcaster. Send me story tips: [email protected]. linktr.ee/HemantMehta
- Congrats, conservative Christians. Your wish came true.Infants died at higher rates in the US following the Supreme Court decision that revoked the federal right to an abortion, new research finds cnn.it/4he5rXN
- I was told by conservatives that anyone encouraging violence would get fired.Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work
00:00 - This tweet is so childish, Roy Moore wants to date it.Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
- As someone who graduated from first grade, this is not how numbers work.Trump: We will have reduced drugs prices by a 1000%, 1100, 1200, 1300, 1400… Not 30 or 50%,
00:00 - "Blame women" is pretty much the GOP motto at this point.
- Muzzling this guy last summer was among the dumbest things the Harris campaign did.Tim Walz: "I always get in trouble for it and I'll continue to say it, I don't think we do any favors when we don't name it -- these are fascist policies."
00:00 - Riley Gaines tied for 5th against a trans swimmer. If that swimmer didn’t compete, Gaines would have finished… *does some math*… 5th.McMahon: Riley Gaines talked about how hard she trained and competed and then was beaten in her race but she would have clearly won if she had been competing against women
00:00 - A reminder of how seriously Kim Davis takes the “sanctity of marriage”: She married Husband 1, had twins with Husband 3, divorced Husband 1, married Husband 2, divorced Husband 2, married Husband 3, divorced husband 3, then remarried Husband 2.Ten years after the Supreme Court extended marriage rights to same-sex couples nationwide, the justices this fall will consider for the first time whether to take up a case that explicitly asks them to overturn that decision. abcnews.link/YsEvO5b
- He knows every single thing late night comedians say about him, but he wants us to believe he has no knowledge of his Border Czar accepting a bagful of cash as a bribe.Reporter: Did you see the reporting on Tom Homan accepting—- Trump: No, I haven’t
00:00 - Act like Jesus.What does a politician have to do to lose the white evangelical vote?
- Ah, yes, the thing that all gay men hate: burly dudes with beards.
- They still don’t get the joke.Hannity: You’re not Trump. Here’s my message for Newsom. Maybe it’s time to stop tweeting and start governing
00:00 - Hate it when I'm just $1,000,000 shy of being homeless.Televangelist Jim Bakker needs 1,000 people to donate $1,000 each to save his ministry: "If they foreclose on this ministry, they will take my house too, so I'll be on the street."
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