Gay away the pray.
God
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God
@almightygod
I'm into creating universes, smiting people, writing holy books and listening to prayers. They/Them Also: bsky.app/profile/almigh…
Heaven
Joined July 2008
- The Rapture is canceled due to budget cuts.
- Let’s play a game, Justin. You post one news story about a drag queen storyteller who abused a child and I’ll post one about a youth pastor who did. We’ll see who runs out of examples first.
- Note to evangelicals: The end times don’t count if you cause them on purpose.
- Sure, you grew up religious, but did your family go to church WHILE ON VACATION?
GIF- Give Me one good reason to let the Earth continue to exist today.
- To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree."
- Please don't retweet this cartoon or you may infuriate Trump and get Bannon fired:
- Since the Twitter rebrand is going so well, I might rebrand Christianity. What should I call it now?
- When someone says “The Bible clearly says…” you’re about to hear some bullshit.
- Replying to @ScottDaniel and @mbinkowskiIf all abortions were performed via guns, they would have no problem with them.
- Unbelievably cursed image
