What's the secret to kicking ass in Super Smash Brothers? Getting smashed while playing!!! Here's a tip: use an exxxxxtra long straw so you can continue to refuel your tropical tummy tank w/booze, it'll keep your hands free so you don't have to put down your controller. SMAASH!!
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We’re recklessly committed to fun…blah, blah, blah, sunglasses.
- Who has two thumbs and and loves goodr? Ok, ok, we get it, this applies to many, many people, but most importantly: Superstar runner Kara Goucher! Let’s give her a big welcome to our ambassadr program, the goodr Flamboyance!!!
- Stop and Smell the Rosé will have you looking at the world through Olymp__n colored glasses. The signature pair of the wonderful @karagoucher , two-time O-word and world class rosé drinker. (We’re forced to treat is as a swear word bc of Trademark rules. LAME LAWYERS).
- We created our first NFT!!!! Soonay Games goodr Than You. We're giving away 24 NFTs, 19 on IG & 5 here. To enter, 1) follow @gamegoodr & the artist @valorandvellum 2) like this Tweet & 3) tag a friend telling them what an NFT is. (No, not Nasty Flamingo Turd.) Contest ends 12/17.
00:00 - We thought our first six colors deserved a reintroduction. Re-meet the six bright beauties that took the “lame” out of “lame running sunglasses.”
- These shades are, LITERALLY, trash. These atmospheric clear frames with oceanic blue lenses are made from 100% recycled plastic, the box is made from recycled paper, and 100% of the proceeds go to @1PercentFTP to give back to our planet. goodr.com/products/these…
- Happy #NationalSuperHeroDay! You're a superhero now. Well, not like, actually, BUT, we sold our souls to @wbpictures and got to make these @wonderwomanfilm shades so you can feel like one. goodr.com/collections/wo…
- 🎮 🦩 CLG GLASSES GIVEAWAY🦩🎮 PRIZE: 1 winner & the friend they tag will win all 3 CLG glasses TO ENTER: 🎮 Follow @goodr and @clgaming 🎮 Retweet w/ #CLGXGOODR 🎮 Tag a friend 🎮 Get 14 first bloods in a row, in a real game, j/k Contest closes 4/25. Winner announced 4/26.
- "Houston, The Flamingo Has Landed”. Introducing Interstellar Sun Repellers! These spacey celestial six, black frames with arms to match their lenses, will have you moon-running like you’re Buzz Aldrin in 1969.
- Introducing Run, You Fools! Before Gandalf fell down the abyss with the Balrog at the Bridge of Khazad-dûm, he gave some pretty crappy advice. "Fly, you fools"? Hobbits, men, elves & dwarves can't fly, dumbass. goodr.com/products/run-y…
- We know that: Fashion + Run = Fashun and Fashun - Fun = Ash Therefore: If you don’t have fashion and fun on your run, you will spontaneously combust and become a pile of ash. It’s just plain logic.
- June is Pride month and it’s almost here! Our Don We Now Our Gay Apparel shades so stylin—they’re your celebratory staple for Pride runs, Pride parades, Pride parties, Pride BBQs, Pride marches, or just because you’re like us and want to show love and support for LGBTQ equality.



















