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gavin
@gavinmatts
Born March 15
Joined January 2013
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    too bad the hobbits didn’t have a fitbit, i wanna know the step count. these little guys be walking
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    Damn. I can’t vote for him now, they shot him in the gay ear.
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    not carrying a tote bag on a sunday is a chump move, what if you come upon an apothecary
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    Replying to @skyler_higley
    Ready Player None
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    for twenty minutes this went on yesterday
    00:00
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    you tellin me butter nut in this squash
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    jack harlow looks like the guy that rips movie tickets at the theater
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    Replying to @gavinmatts
    kanye can’t stop 9/11, too much of a ripple. but, he can stop pete from getting famous so he never sleeps with his wife.
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    Replying to @gavinmatts
    you have to admit that is so funny to pay for bots
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    Replying to @gavinmatts
    when sméagol says there’s another path into mordor with “some stairs” that’s like every friend that tries to get you to go on a little hike
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    Replying to @alexdrag_
    sending money to myself on an alt venmo account to make my ex jealous