therapist: a lot of my clients are feeling that way right now
me: ok rank us
Alex Dragicevich
2,561 posts
Alex Dragicevich
@alexdrag_
casual male
- Oh you love your girlfriend? Name 3 girls she hates but talks to every day
- situationship sent me a screenshot of her “quirky”family group chat and I gotta see this in the corner
- Sorry I didn’t respond to your text, I was on my phone
- seeing ur ex venmo some guy named Neil for “🤠🤠” is gut wrenching stuff
- without snapchat how would I know a hookup from 2016 is currently at a bonfire?
- dentist: did you have braces? me: just say what ur thinking
- they need a PlayPlace for boyfriends at farmers markets
