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Not Now John
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Not Now John
@fryspati
Me, I'm Robin Hood and I puff on my cigarette
- My favorite thing about my new apartment is the ominous giant cross about to break through the wall
- My college experience
I miss college so bad because this is literally what every day was - Boyfriend is taking zinc for immune support and apparently unaware of the common reason gay guys take zinc
- Try being in love with him firstBOTTOMING IS SO HARD THIS ISNT FAIR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
- Attention on Grindr is fun but actually meeting up? What am I, some kind of pervert?
- I followed too many gay guys and now my feed is full of tweets about pop stars. Why do you all want Katy Perry to die
- When I was 18, every old guy who’d message me on Grindr would start talking like this when I didn’t respondGen z queers really have NO struggles cause prep exists, coming out a young age is acceptable, minimal hate crimes, DADT repeal, gay marriage legalized, etc etc so they gotta pick an issue with fucking everything 💀
- I never came out to my 84 year old Nonna but when my ex and I broke up she said to me “you’ll find another man”
- Replying to @bayeuxtravestyNo they’re probably much happier than us
- I genuinely believe this because during the first half of my 20s I was an actual for real certifiable insane person so I get a do-over
- RIP Robert Redford. Your performance in The Twilight Zone as a warm and gentle personification of Death brought me to tears
