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Flic Everett
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I'm on blue sky. DREAMS OF THE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS is out now! geni.us/B0DMP344XWauth…
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    Flic Everett
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    Feb 11, 2025
    Briefly returning to say, my new romance novel is out now, just in time for #ValentinesDay! Dreams of the Scottish Highlands has excellent 5* reviews, it's funny and romantic, it features a castle and several eccentrics, and I think (hope) you'll like it. geni.us/B0DMP344XWauth…
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    Flic Everett
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    Jan 8, 2021
    WHAT’S MY MYSPACE PASSWORD
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    Flic Everett
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    Mar 29, 2020
    Stop saying “furlough” as if you knew what it meant three days ago.
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    Flic Everett
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    Jun 24, 2020
    Allison Pearson, astonished to find that black people are fully human beings.
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    Flic Everett
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    May 3, 2020
    What’s the most overrated food? I’ll start, cous cous.
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    Flic Everett
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    Jun 14, 2018
    The most successful people I’ve met 1. Have wall signs reading ‘live, laugh, love!’ 2. Say ‘gin o’clock!’ 3. Post holiday pictures captioned ‘not a bad view from the office!’ 4. Call their husband ‘hubby’ 5. Oh no wait 6. Most annoying 7. The most annoying people I’ve met.
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    Flic Everett
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    Mar 9, 2022
    I hope @carolecadwalla is getting some small satisfaction from being proved right about absolutely everything.
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    Flic Everett
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    Apr 3, 2020
    Middle class Lockdown Bingo: play here! Banana bread Growing tomatoes Sourdough starter Drinks on zoom The Mirror & the Light 5pm gin Videoing your street clapping Doing Joe Wicks PE Fancying Rishi Sunak Ordering from independent shops Crafts Educational walks Meditation Tea
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    Flic Everett
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    Feb 1, 2024
    The absolute decadence of the local charity shop window.
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    Flic Everett
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    Dec 17, 2023
    Dear fashion retailers: midlife women want to look nice, the same as younger women, so sell us the same dresses but: Add sleeves Sew up the thigh split Add two feet of skirt length Raise neckline by six inches No need for a belt Make it wearable with flat ankle boots Thanks
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    Flic Everett
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    Mar 29, 2017
    "Cher Jean Claude, Je m'appelle Theresa. J'habite à Londres. J'aime Duran Duran et le ping-pong. Avez-vous un Plan de Brexit? Je n'ai pas."
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    Flic Everett
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    Sep 18, 2024
    Swear to god, this will be me.
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    Flic Everett
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    Jul 19, 2024
    He didn't speak for me. Did he speak for you?
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    Flic Everett
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    Mar 13, 2021
    Am I the only mug still sticking rigidly to lockdown rules and not seeing my family?