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Michelle B (she/her)

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Michelle B (she/her)

@ffmichelle

MSN, RN, CEN, CNE, NPD-BC … dream job still dreamy! STILL wearing a mask. Penguin enthusiast. Vaxxed. Opinions my own. 🐧🌈

United States

Joined January 2010

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Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
Aug 21, 2022
Expressing appreciation when someone does something that helps you is not a weakness. I just made a call to one of the charge nurses thanking them for prioritizing their downgrades. That was the sole purpose for the call. Coworker scoffed at me for it. 😒
Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
Feb 24, 2024
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but a C-section **IS** a **MAJOR** abdominal surgery. If you’ve never actually seen one or experienced one, sit down. As a nursing student watching one, I was WHOLLY unprepared for how major it was. Yeah, it’s a subtweet. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
Feb 25, 2024
Replying to @Frefni81
You weren’t trained to do a proper c-section. If anything, you were trained to do a crash section, when the pregnant person was already dead, and it was a last ditch effort to try and save the fetus. Mortality was pretty high even 100 years ago, so your stat is bullshit.
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Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
Nov 1, 2022
Listen. People that are child free are not obligated to work a non-equitable number of holidays that are perceived to be family-centric. *I* will likely offer to work them, but I am under no obligation to do so because I chose to not procreate. Don’t expect it. 😡
Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
Feb 25, 2024
Replying to @Frefni81
Bruh … I did 15 years of fire/EMS before nursing school. I know the curriculum. This isn’t an argument you’re going to win.
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Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
May 19, 2023
This is why I have zero hope for humanity. Why haven’t we met them, you ignorant potato? I’ll wait …
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Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
Apr 29, 2024
Replying to @MEHtheNurseTwin
How do people even think it’s ok to say those things out loud?
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Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
Feb 25, 2024
Replying to @freschly_snipes
The only one I’ve seen was also in nursing school. It was horrifying how brutal it was!
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Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
May 28, 2022
Oh my fucking gods. I don’t give a flying fuck that someone told you the pt is a “drug seeker”! They just had their abdomen split in two. GIVE THEM THE DAMN PAIN MEDICINE! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
Feb 25, 2024
Replying to @Saltmine1000
If you already know, then I wasn’t shouting at you. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
Feb 25, 2024
Replying to @lordgarmad0n
Right?! I honestly couldn’t believe what I was seeing!
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Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
Feb 25, 2024
Replying to @soldadera81
A worthy brag when lives are on the line.
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Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
Sep 30, 2023
Replying to @TwichellSydney
I travel nursed for a while (before it was cool), and the small town inside-the-grocery-store Starbucks baristas knew my order on site. I could be 4 back in the line, but when they saw me, “Hey Michelle! The usual?” This went on for a year. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
Feb 25, 2024
Replying to @Frefni81
Look at you not knowing how to use the space bar? 🤷🏼‍♀️
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