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female hysteria
@faustianqueen
it’s because you’re all so fucking rude | 25+ | minors begone
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Joined July 2009
- The fucken hotel California
- Mahito could’ve been stopped in Shibuya if someone had done this in front of him for 5 minutes
00:00 - Zelda: launches into a 5 minute prepared monologue about how Link has to marry her for the good of the kingdom/bc they love each other/she trusts him etc Link: has been putting them down as married on Hyrule federal tax forms for yearszelda realizing she needs to continue the goddess’s bloodline which means she needs to get married so she starts stressing abt it. meanwhile the whole time link is under the impression they’re married already
- A “slutty waist” in an anime man is not a small waist, it’s a vast shoulder to waist ratio. To have a slutty waist the guy has to be dorito shaped, not just tiny everywhere
- Gojo survived a knife to the brain when he was in high school whats an aneurysm to that!
- LADIES, imagine You're sitting in a theater, Captain Marvel just ended and you're waiting for the post-credits scene. The screen changes and pans to a young Kamala Khan sitting in front of her TV, watching the news. Captain Marvel flys past the news crew. Kamala smiles. Blackout
- Geto is the most in love mf I’ve ever seen in a shounen
body worship isn't a fetish. it's just the natural reaction to have when your wife is as pretty as mine.- Gojo my beautiful princess who is a koi fish
- He’s talking to Geto
can i come over and test your patience and push your buttons and annoy the fuck outta you? just wondering
