last night i discovered a new, unorthodox type of safe word after i accidentally moaned my ex-boyfriend's name
Eleonora 𓆩♡𓆪
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- body worship isn't a fetish. it's just the natural reaction to have when your wife is as pretty as mine.
- you just have to accept that these silly little mistakes happen! :P we will hopefully laugh about it whenever he responds to my messages again
- sigh, never trusting men again, my 5ft 4″ boyfriend just left me for the large eagle that's been circling our house the past 2 weeks.
- pussy from a girl who died in your arms in the previous timeloop
- a group of genderfucked twinks with mommy issues accidentally overheard me talking about wanting to adopt a dog and i begin seeing red dots appear on the minimap in the lower lefthand corner of my vision
- girlfriend who has a way with words: i don't know how to explain the way i feel about you, but i swear i've done nothing but dream of you the last ten years of my life girlfriend who has a way with worms: babe you'll never guess what i just found wiggling around in the soil
- 8 months on hrt and the guy at the shawarma place no longer calls me bossman and im starting to wonder if any of this was even worth it.
- girl who wiggles her whole body whenever she’s happy because she was tragically born without a tail to wag
- hey, do you wanna come hang with us? me and the girls plan on blurring the lines between petplay and ritual sacrifice by the abandoned hydroelectric plant tonight.
- a visibly suicidal 8 year old: *forgets to take the trash out* parents: your putrid whore soul will never deserve love
- "trans women can't get pregnant? sounds like a skill issue 😏" - ten thousand likes, beloved by all of twitter "heard god's voice in the hums of high-voltage power lines" - three likes, and a single reply from Harold_64 saying "beautiful transgender, i saw u by 7/11 last night"
- girls will go through the most traumatic experience of their life and be like "huh, im going to be sitting alone in my bedroom about this for a couple months"