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Marina Kittaka 橘高 ⚔️Angeline Era!🌿
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even-kei on Bluesky. Wishlist Angeline Era! Blog with Zonelets! Anodyne, Sephonie dev w/ @han_tani | she/her personal: @even_kei2
Dakota/Anishinaabe land (Mpls)
Joined December 2011
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    Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse
    photo of an open, overcooked hardboiled egg with grayish green spherical yolk
    an old, putty-colored mouse opened up for cleaning with the grayish green spherical ball set to the side
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    They shoudl come up with horrifying new vegan meats that have no living reference point
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    i've outwholesomed you all happy new year goodnight!!!
    Artist 1: draws picture of other girls being frivolous and me being deep
    Artist 2: draws the first artists girls but they're dating!
    Artist 1 and 2: They're also dating! wow!
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    At any point I could become a billionaire but I choose not to like Galadriel with the one ring
    Sketch of 1/2 Makeup 1/2 Tackle box (each half has stacking shelves that pull out). The top says "women want me" on the pink makeup side, and "fish fear me" on the blue tackle side
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    One day they're going to close up for good and that will be it.
    A chart depicting Monitor Curvature Over Time. It shows computer monitors from the 1990s, 2010s, 2020s starting convex, going flat, and then concave. A projected "2050s?" screen has nearly closed completely like a clamshell
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    me: *pees during avenger* kevin feige: You cheated not only the movie but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. Its sad that you don't know the difference
    Beware: #AvengersEndgame won’t have an intermission and Kevin Feige says you won’t "find a good time to run out to the bathroom" buff.ly/2IahGaG
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    Also ideally you should be worried about whether you have backup batteries
    Galaxy brain meme.
medium lit: NEX games should be played on a CRT
more lit: Gameboy games should be played in the backseat of a car at night, with each passing streetlight granting a glimpse of what's happening on screen
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    Hey gentle reminder that the curved symbol in Western musical notation indicating that the notes it embraces are to be played without separation is a slur
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    GIF
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    Replying to @even_kei
    They should make vegan the pillbug pacha eats in emperors new groove
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    Video game developers often underestimate the importance of art direction. And yet, who doesn't remember booting up Super Mario 1-1 for the first time and getting mindblown at the "left" direction of its art?
    Screenshot of mario 1-1 with various objects labeled "art" and big red arrows pointing them to the left. The goomba is labeled "not art" in illegibly small text.
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    Drawing of Charmander as Héloïse in the cover art of Portrait of a Lady on Fire, setting fire to her dress with her tail.