Eli Gaultney (@eligaultney) / X

Eli Gaultney

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Eli Gaultney

@eligaultney

AI, security, Linux. Private consults below. all views are your own

United States

Joined April 2009

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Eli Gaultney
@eligaultney
May 12
hey! @rst_con is calling for papers! We try to get a mix of practitioners and scholars interested in the intersection between Operational Tech (OT) and Cybersecurity. Charlotte, NC. October 23-25. We've got a student track, too. Submit submit submit rstcon.org/cfp
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Eli Gaultney
@eligaultney
Mar 15, 2024
Replying to @thechosenberg
"makes no effort to improve our situation" "spends time in bed after working to pay for everything we have" hmm...
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Eli Gaultney
@eligaultney
Jul 20, 2023
Replying to @DailyLoud
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Eli Gaultney
@eligaultney
Jun 19, 2025
Replying to @talleyberrybaby
I was chided for being too direct in emails. Had to start every email with something like "dear Jane, I hope you are doing great today. Boy the weather is nice" before I could get to the part where I say "Jane, your change yesterday took down our webserver"
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Eli Gaultney
@eligaultney
Apr 8, 2023
Replying to @OfKimbriki and @thechosenberg
I mean it's still going to be at least $1000 month, not counting airfare over to start. Doing three six month trips back to back suggests having more savings that the vast majority of Americans.
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Eli Gaultney
@eligaultney
May 19, 2024
Replying to @sadiyalove_
Like when you a tap a mic on stage, "is this thing on?"
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Eli Gaultney
@eligaultney
Jul 11, 2023
Replying to @gamestop_duck and @gazpachomachine
They make the throws much easier to hit in the derby. Not adversarial throws like in a normal game.
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Eli Gaultney
@eligaultney
Oct 17, 2025
Replying to @0x45o
I asked the AI to make me uglier. Repeated a few times. I chuckle every time I see it.
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Eli Gaultney
@eligaultney
Jul 8, 2023
Replying to @billybrizzle420
Bless the dorks, for they shall either go on to be wildly successful or shoot up a mall.
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Eli Gaultney
@eligaultney
Jun 27, 2025
Replying to @MKUltraMoney
Pretty sure you're able to cast both rich and poor as evil here. Which one you choose is more a reflection of yourself than indicative of the director's intent.
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Eli Gaultney
@eligaultney
Apr 8, 2023
Replying to @SigmaDrowset @OfKimbriki and @thechosenberg
That's a very plausible explanation. Much more likely she's just rich though, based on experience with the type of person to make that post.
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Eli Gaultney
@eligaultney
Feb 20, 2024
Replying to @lionel_trolling and @EricLevitz
He went too deep. We salute you.
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Eli Gaultney
@eligaultney
Apr 4, 2024
Replying to @thechosenberg
As a fellow white nerd with an Asian wife, there's no warning that would work, trust me.
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Eli Gaultney
@eligaultney
Mar 21, 2024
Replying to @GoodReddit
I dated a girl like this. She was tall, so I always wondered if that increased chance of having a, erherm, roomy one.
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