EJ (@ejmichele) / X

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@ejmichele

Talking Hockey & Dogs in BC.

Joined September 2012

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EJ
@ejmichele
May 30
Thinking about getting a puppy? This is an open invitation to reach out to me, your resident dog weirdo, for an assortment of solicited and unsolicited advice. Just a few tips can save most folks from a high likelihood of frustration and heartache ✨
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EJ
@ejmichele
Nov 6, 2024
Unavoidable but real bummer that my “engage with my silly little sports hobby” app is also my “the world is ending app”.
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EJ
@ejmichele
Sep 16, 2024
Replying to @gilleafs
They did not. Please be a Bit. An inside joke, please.
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EJ
@ejmichele
May 5, 2025
Looking back on this, playing in a crowdless building, must have been the most insane uncanny feeling. Just you, your team, and twenty guys in another uniform caught in an inescapable game of hockey. Purgatory? Hell? Heaven? Impossible to know. It’s you, and them, and the lights.
NHL
@NHL
Aug 12, 2020
7th PERIOD STRETCH TIME! LET'S GO! #StanleyCup
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EJ
@ejmichele
May 12, 2025
I thought that’s what I saw live. Mikkola opens the bench door. Slimy as FUCK and an intent to injure. Should be a suspension, genuinely
Omar
@TicTacTOmar
May 12, 2025
that's not how trades work
GIF
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@ejmichele
Mar 16, 2023
If Fleury was able to successfully put his fist in Binnington’s face we would have seen the first player ever to be inducted into the HoF while still active
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@ejmichele
May 3, 2024
His stick was soo available and he just went naaah pELE
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@ejmichele
Nov 6, 2024
Replying to @ejmichele
Like oh neat William Nylander is leading the league in goals at home and also everything is on fire and terrible and it’s your fault no it’s your fault and we’re all gonna die.
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EJ
@ejmichele
Jul 3, 2020
I have no idea what’s going on with this tweet but all I care about is it resulting in the single funniest set of comments I’ve ever seen
EJ
@ejmichele
Jan 25, 2025
Thinking your getting JT fuckin Miller and instead loading up with Rantanen and Hall is a high that would sustain me for a long time
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@ejmichele
May 9, 2023
In Alex Ovechkin’s tenure, the Washington Capitals have only made it out of the second round one, single time. Once. Just a reminder.
EJ
@ejmichele
May 8, 2023
Leafs fans would have traded Ovechkin and Bäckström.
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@ejmichele
May 19, 2025
People are going to call it bitching and moaning but I’ll say it anyway: no I don’t think the Panthers wins Jack shit if the league doesn’t let them straight up cheat in every imaginable way and folks can crow about it until your hockey team plays them in a series.
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EJ
@ejmichele
Jun 25, 2024
Ohhh just occurred to me that Amazon is following this post season with Tkachuk, McDavid, and Draisaitl, yeah? This series should make for some pretty good TV, I think. Not sure how the series is set up but hmm
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EJ
@ejmichele
May 6, 2025
Apparently Stolarz was stretchered out of the arena. Got any more cute comments on the situation, man?
Pierre LeBrun
@PierreVLeBrun
May 6, 2025
Sam Bennett introduces himself to the series, a little, drive by knock to the head of Stolarz.
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