Bicycles are never used post-apocalypse. It is always horses, which need 20,000 calories a day and can’t be repaired with a spanner.
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Stakeholder Consultant
@echetus
Restaurant critic at Janes Magazine
- Applejuiceification and the illusion of choice: a short thread
- I told all 1,500 of you so
"Humans aren’t very efficient movers—until you put us on a bicycle, when we become some of the most energy-efficient land travelers in the animal kingdom." - >Five reasons why foreign tourists aren't visiting India >One of them is an terrifying hazard no one was previously aware ofForeign tourists coming to India are not even at 2019 levels now. To remedy this situation: the Indian government has recently started a "Chalo India" campaign. Under this, OCI holders are being asked to encourage 5 non-Indian friends to visit India. This is actually quite
- Replying to @echetusYou know inflation. You’ve heard of shrinkflation. But are you ready for for applejuiceification?
- Insane that two BRICS are actually at war but it doesn’t count as they’re resolving it Looney Tunes styleIntense footage shows Chinese PLA soldiers beating Indian soldiers on yet another border clash. Sticks and stones on the display.
00:00 - Replying to @Steve_SailerCall me a city slicker but I think scavenging bicycle parts would be several orders of magnitude easier than breeding horses
- Replying to @echetus"I expect you've been put off by the rabid dogs that attack people in the street. We're trying to fix that" "...rabid dogs?"
- A Wikipedia editor is currently trying to delete Grooming Gangs Scandal Wikipedia page. The same editor wrote a long article about why children should be introduced to sexual fetishes at an early age
- If you use Wikipedia, you've seen pop-ups like this. If you're like me, you may have donated as a result. Wikipedia is an amazing website, and the appeals seem heartfelt. But I've now learnt the money isn't going where I thought...
- 1 in 5 Albanians getting arrested is just comical. We’ve got an entire demographic in this country where: they all know they’re just here to sell coke, we all know they’re just here to sell coke — but everyone is too polite talk openly about it.
00:19Tariffs or this? Tariffs.- Antiracists in my replies: “uhhh… have you checked these stats??” Albanians in my replies “Hahha! Yes! 🦅 ❄️🦅❄️ 🦅 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 💪 “1 in 5 Albanians getting arrested is just comical. We’ve got an entire demographic in this country where: they all know they’re just here to sell coke, we all know they’re just here to sell coke — but everyone is too polite talk openly about it.
- “the Chinese are overproducing vehicles to destroy our industry!” the Chinese domestic consumer:
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