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A new marathon PR. 6,895 dollars raised for Smile Train.
Thank you, friends and family. Thank you London. 🇬🇧❤️
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@e_munson
god's oopsiest daisy • 4x26.2 & 3 WMM stars • mets, jets, caps, knicks
the abandoned chinatown McD’s
Born February 21
Joined April 2009
- got yelled at by a jealous gf on the b train because i was helping her bf read the subway map so they can get to Times Square ma’am you are going to the Times Square Olive Garden for dinner i want nothing to do with this relationship
- When your subway car gets turned into the rainforest cafe. Welcome to NYC.
00:00 - 1-6? January 6? capitals????? senators????? OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLEFinal from Ottawa. #CapsSens
- someone on insta said their dating anniversary was “365 trips around the sun” like damn y’all been together for a while, did y’all meet on the mayflower? did you lock eyes while you were churning butter? ugh 1653 was a year for love.
- imagine you retire from your job and “THERE IS A GOD” starts trending on twitter
- Baby really said “why are you out of the crease”screaming crying throwing up
00:00 - Replying to @e_munsoni have nothing to plug here but tip your waitstaff, don't drink and drive, and my favorite italian restaurant in NYC is trattoria dell'arte near carnegie hall
- Petunia passing away the same week as John Mulaney’s special coming out. Stealing his thunder one last time. An icon. Rest in peace queen
- Peppa Pig YOU are the New York Jets’ starting QBPeppa Pig has a “big surprise” to be announced tomorrow.
- Replying to @dogfatherall dogs everywhere are top 5 dogs of the week by default, congrats to all the dogs
