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Derek Harper
@dnharper
Hostile City ambassador/Go Birds absolutist. Once put Trump on hold while buying a sandwich at Wawa.
Philly area
Joined July 2007
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    Replying to @CameronCorduroy
    It's mandatory, but not automatic. I had to go down to the post office and physically sign papers when I turned 18.
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    “Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.”
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    Replying to @YGradine and @nvpkp
    "I am unaware why dating a co-worker may be problematic." go work in a restaurant
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    Today I learned:1) we have a secret space shuttle. 2): it's been in space for about two years. 3:) this is its fourth mission.
    Sonic boom rattles Central Florida as secret military space shuttle lands at Kennedy Space Center fw.to/wKxw2pW
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    Replying to @ettingermentum
    When Kennedy and Nixon debated in 1960, their surviving parents watched at home. And those parents were younger in 1960 than either Trump or Biden were in 2020.
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    The second one's also been rocking the same yellowed PEPSI-COLA menu display board since 1986, with with ghosts of previous letters still visible.
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    Replying to @lenubienne
    I mean we just paid a hundred bucks to have a certified translation of one page of one document. Which is to say, get that money.
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    Replying to @_RobertSchultz
    Somebody tried to pull this nonsense with my 91-year-old grandma, and she replied "okay, if this is really Derek, then just to confirm, what happened to his dog?" Reader, there was no dog.
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    Replying to @carol11944 and @MikeSacksEsq
    The parties were represented, Carol. That's what this whole decision is about.
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    Replying to @AJS71 @somebadideas and @innesmck
    Conveniently, also under New York State Law, the only ones allowed to break the law are those sworn to uphold it.
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    Replying to @moose_malloy
    This is a medieval building completely stranded in the midst of a roadway, and I defy you to find a more English reality
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    Replying to @ConsciousFilth
    Worked at a burger restaurant in high school. Customer was mean to waitress, she told her boyfriend on the grill line, he got his boys, and within ten minutes there was a full-on cooks v bikers brawl in the parking lot. Nobody lost their jobs bc the bosses said it was justified.
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    Replying to @ChadNotChud
    And this Simpsons bit used an earlier greeting to suggest that Mr. Burns is older than telephony.
    GIF
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    About 35, when I realized I had gone from too young to be taken seriously, to too old to be taken seriously, in the span of about 18 months.