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nvpkp
@nvpkp
e-wife
Joined June 2011
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    Consider this your daily reminder to reject nihilism, you never know when you're going to need to believe in beauty.
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    life hack work in a restaurant bw the ages of 18 and 24 not a joke
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    my dad had custody of me and my sister for the summers when we were kids. he took us to sam's where we would buy gusher's in bulk and for weeks we would stay awake until 3 a.m. littering the ground with wrappers and watching whatever movie came on tv.
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    no workplace will ever list the position of "doesn't do much but keeps morale high cos they're fun and/or interesting" but it absolutely exists
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    corporate tip: become comfortable saying "no" sentiments with "yes" words
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    "the world is all scripted and regimented. there is no spontaneity left to be had, nor joy, nor surprise" go work in a restaurant
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    "i didn't get the typical college experience" go work in a restaurant
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    "i don't know how to talk to people" go work in a restaurant
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    "i'm new to a city and can't find any friends" go work in a restaurant
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    "i was all alone as a child" go work in a restaurant
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    "housework is gross" go work in a restaurant
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    i would like to hear about the little life optimizations you've done that no one asks about but you really wanna share me? i put my car keys on a (not-keychain-sized) teddy bear so i can always find them inside my great purse which carries all necessities
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    Replying to @shaggysurvives
    @@ -> my email
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    requested a quote for some professional services today. it was 5x the cost i was expecting. i said "oh gosh that's much more than i thought it would be. i need to shop around and think about my options, i'll call you back!" and they said "sure no problem! talk soon!"
    no one tweets about how they handled a frustrating situation without thinking much about it, and how they forgot the details right after. even that it happened at all