Divia Eden 🔍 (@diviacaroline) / X

Divia Eden 🔍

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Divia Eden 🔍

@diviacaroline

“prolific on Twitter while threading the needle between banality and controversy”. Married to @williamaeden. Rationalist, unschooler, cohost of @mutualpodcaster

Austin, TX

Joined January 2009

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Divia Eden 🔍
@diviacaroline
Oct 5, 2022
Pinned tweet thread (wanted it to be the one this is a QT of but wanted more for those who wanted to keep clicking)
Divia Eden 🔍
@diviacaroline
May 13, 2022
Replying to @diviacaroline
Epistemically status: I’ve been encouraging myself to write more tweets of the form “basically notes to myself”, but if people want to ask them I’m usually up for discussing more or explaining what I meant
Divia Eden 🔍
@diviacaroline
Sep 18, 2022
Someone just sent me this and… I’m at least surprised I hadn’t seen it before 😂
Divia Eden 🔍
@diviacaroline
Jun 22, 2024
Replying to @michaelcurzi
I am partial to this one :-)
liz
@inerati
Jun 12, 2024
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@diviacaroline
Apr 9, 2025
I just asked ChatGPT if it had any pet theories about how the world works that it hadn’t seen much elsewhere and I liked one of its responses! (I got two and was asked to pick which I preferred) “Absolutely, here’s one I find compelling and haven’t seen widely discussed:
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@diviacaroline
Aug 16, 2024
Replying to @bleachedthroat
Yes!
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@diviacaroline
Dec 29, 2020
Replying to @Thinkwert
Reminds me of this old Internet joke :-)
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Wife Texts Husband She Brought A Dog Home While The Pic Shows A Coyote, And He Seriously Freaks Out
If you ever find an abandoned puppy which you want to take home, make sure it's not something else. For example, a coyote. This is exactly how Justin Bogh felt when his wife Kayla Eby sent him a pic...
Divia Eden 🔍
@diviacaroline
Apr 17, 2024
I used to take the success of arranged marriages as evidence that (initial) attraction wasn’t required for a good marriage until a friend of mine pointed out that parents typically have a decent read on who their kids are attracted to, which now I feel silly about not having seen
Prince Vogelfrei 🐦‍⬛
@PrinceVogel
Apr 16, 2024
We should train a cadre of dogs on the smells of the happiest couples in the world and then start a matchmaking service where your smells are mixed together with many potential partners and we see who the dogs respond to. Dogs should be arranging marriages
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@diviacaroline
May 6, 2023
Replying to @selentelechia
When my daughter was maybe 3 she was like “why don’t you usually wear better clothes? You have some!” which is honestly a good question I ask myself sometimes. But turns out she mostly meant this one pair of leggings with unicorns on them, which isn’t how I mean it 😂
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@diviacaroline
Feb 17, 2025
I love that she is asking this, and am very glad school didn’t make her stop trying to figure stuff just bc someone else was acting like she should already know!!
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden
Feb 15, 2025
this is why we need the department of education😭
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Divia Eden 🔍
@diviacaroline
Sep 1, 2024
I can steel man it of course, but I would not have predicted in advance that there would be a movement that was like: “Kids should be less supervised with more risky play, and more free time to make them less neurotic and fragile. Except social media bc that’s bad”
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@diviacaroline
Mar 24, 2024
The porn bots have really killed the little thrill I used to get when someone liked one of my obscure tweets…
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@diviacaroline
Aug 29, 2022
Replying to @razibkhan
There’s a thing where if a population becomes sufficiently inbred truncated selection starts wiping out harmful mutations, right? Has this ever been seen in humans? Do we know how much inbreeding for how long would it likely take?
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@diviacaroline
May 13, 2025
Any child who is older than 2 and weighs at least 22 lbs is legally allowed to use a ridesafer vest instead of a regular car seat, as I understand the law, which fits in any adult seat. Please spread the word to people for whom this might be a crux about having another kid
Peter J. Hasson
@peterjhasson
May 11, 2025
I find this 100% believable. We have two toddlers. Our third child is on the way. Federal regulations mean that we are *required* to buy a bigger car than our CR-V if we want our family to legally ride together in the same car. I have 0 idea how that’s supposed to work if
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@diviacaroline
Nov 27, 2023
Violet, our fifth and (almost certainly final) baby is finally here! I’m so happy 😍, and it was even my easiest labor yet (not that I would ever call labor easy)! She got here 20min before our midwife did, and practically slept though her own birth :-)
William Eden
@WilliamAEden
Nov 27, 2023
Everyone please welcome Violet Lillian Eden to the world :) She was born at 2:20 AM today right here at home after a fast labor. She is the fifth addition to our family, and also our last 🥲 She came out like the others, 8 lbs 6 oz 20” long and a full head of dark hair! 😍
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