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𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖟𝖎

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𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖟𝖎

@michaelcurzi

movies @hallsongmedia // writing michaelcurzi.substack.com

Joined July 2010

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@michaelcurzi
Sep 23, 2025
I've been looking for the very sweetness of life itself. I've been knocking on doors, asking: sir, madam - forgive my intrusion, your house is lovely - I'm from out of town, and I've found myself in need - can any of you direct me to the very sweetness of life itself
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@michaelcurzi
Sep 15, 2024
When you haven't seen your bro in a while but you hang out again and it's exactly the same
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@michaelcurzi
Sep 14, 2024
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@michaelcurzi
Feb 24, 2024
Imagine just finding this thing
Archaeology & Art
@archaeologyart
Feb 23, 2024
A rare image of the Sphinx taken from a hot air balloon, in the early 20th century. (Before excavation and restoration)
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@michaelcurzi
Oct 1, 2022
Get you a woman who
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@michaelcurzi
Aug 28, 2021
Colonel, I’m trying to erase the whiteboard, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clapping of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the students
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@michaelcurzi
Jun 2, 2024
I wish I could explain how important it is to me, as a man, to have some bros in my life who will sometimes say 'damn that's crazy, do you want anything else on the pizza tho'
meatball times
@meatballtimes
Jun 1, 2024
Replying to @meatballtimes
my male friend's response to me crying on his sofa? "dude, I'm sorry, that's crazy. What topping do you want on your pizza?" what the fuck? friends for 15 years, this is his response? not all guys are like this, but could you imagine literally any woman doing this?
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@michaelcurzi
Feb 1, 2024
Scott Winship
@swinshi
Jan 31, 2024
Replying to @swinshi
Do we owe it to future generations that the human race survives? I don’t think we do.
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@michaelcurzi
Feb 1, 2024
A collection of artworks depicting iguanodons ending dudes with their thumb knives
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@michaelcurzi
May 28, 2024
Incredible 😂 the kids are alright
00:00
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@michaelcurzi
Jan 18, 2023
Apparently octopuses have a 2 year lifespan and despite not being social creatures become social when dosed with MDMA. We need to do MDMA water + iterated embryo selection breeding program and make hyper social octopuses which will become more intelligent via enhanced sociality
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@michaelcurzi
Nov 5, 2024
Googling this science fact has led me to a truly advanced reaction image
Peacock Angel of History
@LapsusLima
Nov 5, 2024
It is in no way exclusive to lionesses. All female mammals, including humans, respond to male sexual stimulation with the lordosis posture to facilitate penetration.
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@michaelcurzi
Feb 29, 2024
My buddy casually drops yesterday that he once lost 20 lbs eating nothing but cottage cheese for three weeks straight. A 48 oz tub/day. I lose it laughing & he chuckles too but it's not clear he gets it. 'Dog weren't you sick of cottage cheese??' 'Nah I mean it was only 3 weeks'
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@michaelcurzi
Feb 1, 2023
Holy fuck the cast of Prince of Egypt
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