"Where's the bathroom?"
"Oh sure you take a left, go down the hallway, take a right, go up the stairs, pass through two doorways, walk through the morgue, take a left, crawl through the crawl space on the right, go up the stairs...."
For real tho, 2 weeks out of the month I feel like a bonobo. The other 2 weeks I'm contemplating suicide. No male really understands the trenches of the hormonal grind.