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Showed up to the function and my friends asked if I had any juicy stories from my starring role in spy kids 3 (I’m not the girl from spy kids 3)
dandy
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dandy
@daxdives
dandydemon. funnier on tiktok, sub to my youtube so you're in before it's cool. simp twitter @derobat
Joined April 2021
- The TSA no fly list got leaked in the funniest possible way holy shit
- He just posted a nighttime routine and it’s even more ridiculous
00:00 - Some dude got called out on tiktok for wearing a third reich medal and in response he made a video coming out as the literal reincarnation of hitler in front of his squishmallows, you cannot make this shit up
00:00 - Replying to @daxdives“Tomorrow we gotta do at least ten thousand” got me in tearssss
- So turns out this dude I met at the LA ghost show and waited in line with and talked with for hours had neglected to mention a key detail about himself which I found out through a yt thumbnail hoooooly moly
- Replying to @daxdivesAlso apparently he has an egg laying kink and builds bunkers in minecraft ???
- Aussie stoner culture is wild, just found out they don’t pass the bowl?? They just smoke the whole thing in one go????
- I’m subscribed to this guy who dropped out of school to pursue YouTube after just barely clearing 100 subscribers. It’s been a few months, he’s spent over $1k on camera equipment, and now he’s at 400 subs. GG
- No offense but what I’m gathering is that australian weed is trash
- Just found out what the british call chinese food, at a loss for words
- Replying to @carrotwafflezIt is not only common practice, but a valued tradition 🦅🦅🦅
