Since people have asked, here is the full story of the person unknown who is sleeping in my car
Dan Jones
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Dan Jones
@dgjones
Writer/presenter of history and such. 2m+ books sold. Podcast THIS IS HISTORY. New book CASTLES: A FORTIFIED HISTORY OF THE WORLD
- Look everyone, an idiot
- Youngest daughter to eldest daughter: STOP ANNOYING ME OR I’LL RIP YOUR ARM OFF LIKE BEOWULF My kids are fucking posh
- UK proofs of Henry V are here. Thanks to @HoZ_Books @BloomsburyBooks for bringing the heat as per 🇬🇧 Sept 12th 🇺🇸 Oct 1st (via @VikingBooks)
- Replying to @dgjonesI dunno. Anyway. The car is now on Sentry mode. This will drain the goddamn battery. But since I’ve been losing roughly 30 miles a night to the frigging Pink Panther watching Emily In Paris I think I can live with it
- Replying to @dgjonesUPDATE: daughter thinks this may be why someone has been watching The Conjuring on her Netflix. And Outer Banks
- I got a B in my history A Level and have been haunted ever since by inadequacy and imposter syndrome. BUT OTHERWISE THINGS ARE FINE
- Select your five penalty-takers from history, I’ll start 1. Henry II of England 2. El Cid 3. Margaret of Anjou 4. Genghis 5. Pope Innocent III Big match temperament
- Someone is sleeping in my Tesla at night, doing coke and watching Netflix in French. And it’s not me Fuck this year already
- So pleased that I am free these days to say OH FUCK YOU
- I've written 12 books and millions words of journalism and hours of TV and thousands of superb emails #hz and the thing that gets me genuine national recognition is a dozen tweets about a Francophone vagrant who is watching Netflix my car. I think I've been doing it all wrongSince people have asked, here is the full story of the person unknown who is sleeping in my car
- Eight pints of Guinness IS a substantial meal, fuck you
